Horror movies, you love them (I’m assuming this because you’re reading a Horror blog) but how obsessed how are you? Well lets put that to the test, here are some signs you may be a Horror junkie.

• You’ve seen every movie in the Horror section of your local film store and on-line film store

• You have been to a Horror convention or would really like the chance to.

• In the event of a zombie outbreak, vampire crisis , or demon infestation you’re positive you would know exactly what to do to kill them or at the very least survive

• It really irritates you when someone says things like – “Oh that Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie was so scary with that Micheal Myers killing everyone!”

• Your Horror film collection is worth a fortune and outnumbers every other genre film you have

• It really irritates you when people refer to the movies by the main character. Freddy, Jason, Chucky etc

• You’ve spent more money on a rare film even though you could have but many

• You’ve seen so much gore that you’re now desensitised and find it hard to be scared by a film

• You watch a film that everyone says is really scary and you wonder what all the fuss is about

 

• You’ see films with titles like “Kids Go To Woods… Kids Get Dead” and are intrigued

• You have signed Horror memorabilia of the films cast and crew

• You know how many films are in a Horror franchise

• You own all the sequels, even if they suck

• You own Horror merchandise such as t-shirts, figurines etc

• You start pondering who’ll die first and feel excited when you get it right

• Same as the above but with figuring out the twist/killer

• You have a movie night either on your own or with friends/family and you always go for Horror films

• You know the backstory to every Horror killer

• When people talk badly about horror movies and you look at it gets you angry

 

• When Halloween becomes your favourite holiday

• When you can watch an indie feature and enjoy it and not get bored because it looks cheap

• You recite one-liners from Horror characters

• You not only watch the films, you read the books and comics as-well

• Your fears can be related to Horror movies e.g. You’re scared of clowns because of “IT”

• You get annoyed by C.G.I and start talking about how practical effects are better

• You understand references to Horror movies in non-Horror movies

• You can sit through an entire Horror franchise marathon and not get bored

• You compare every film about possession to “The Exorcist”

• You get really angry when you hear one of your favourite Horrors is being remade