My Top Fifteen Horror Taglines

Some film taglines are known more than the film themselves.

Some have even become infamous and entered pop culture.
So here it is, my list of my top ten favourite Horror taglines (the list is not in a favouritism order):
Night Of  The Creeps (1986) 
“The good news is your dates are here. The bad news is…they’re dead.”
Pet Sematary (1989)

 “Sometimes, dead is better”

Re-Animator (1985) 

“Herbert West has a very good head on his shoulders…and another one in a dish on his desk.”

Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1983)
“Please do not disturb Evelyn. She already is.”
Pieces (1982) 
“You don’t have to go to Texas for a Chainsaw Massacre!”
Blood Beach (1980)
“Just when you thought you could go back in the water, you can’t get to it!”
Phantasm (1979)
“If this one doesn’t scare you, you’re already dead.”
The Funhouse (1981)
“Pay To Get In. Pray To Get Out!”
My Bloody Valentine (1981)
“There’s more than one way, to lose your Heart”
The Last House On The Left (1972)
“To avoid fainting, keep repeating ‘It’s only a movie…It’s only a movie…”
Army Of Darkness (1993)
“Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.”
Poltergeist (1982)
“They’re here!”
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
“When There’s No More Room in Hell the Dead Will Walk the Earth”
Hellraiser (1987)
“He’ll Tear Your Soul Apart”
Cheerleader Camp (1987)
“Give me a K. Give me an I. Give me an L. Give me an L.” 

Honourable mentions:

  • Suspiria (1977) – “The Only Thing More Terrifying Than The Last 12 Minutes Of This Film Are The First 92.” 
  • Arachnophobia (1990) – “Eight legs, two fangs, and an attitude”
  • Popcorn (1991) – “Buy a bag, go home in a Box!” 
  • The Stuff (1985) – It’s smooth and creamy. It’s low calorie and delicious. And it kills. It’s The Stuff!
  •  Alien (1979) – ” In Space, No One Can Here you Scream.”
  • The Fly (1986) – “Be Afraid…Be Very Afraid!”
  • Black Christmas (1974) – “If this movie doesn’t make your skin crawl…it’s on too tight!”
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) “Who will survive and what will be left of them?”
  • Halloween (1978) – “The night HE came home”

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